am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this
haven’t posted a selfie in a while. here is me devouring lactose free ice cream mixed with pb, reeses, and bananas. HEAVEN in the form of foodz.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
"Always be kinder than you feel."
Unknown (via themilkywhiteway)
“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”
Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)
Nothing has ever been more accurate.
"As women, we are taught to be tiny. To have small bodies, to never be imposing. The ideal of our gender are thin and childlike, hairless and dainty. We are defined by our bodies; defined by our control over them. We are taught to obsess over our physicality and to be repulsed by our desires and intelligences.
We are taught to walk scared late at night. We cradle our keys between our perfectly manicured fingers, walking gracefully like a baby antelope in a herd of lions. That our virginity defines our character. That I am a frigid “bitch” if I do not fuck him, and a dirty “slut” if I do."
Michelle K., The Truth About Growing Up A Woman
me apart from the fact I don’t stop to say it I just think it whilst I keep eating
I don’t know when
I don’t know how
But I know something’s starting right now
Watch and you’ll see
Some day I’ll be
Part of your world
Today is Valentine’s Day and I’m going on a ‘brodate’ with my friend 8xhearts!
We are going to go see The Little Mermaid!! It’s being re-released this weekend at Cinemark Theaters only and we already have our tickets for the 7:00pm showing and I can’t wait! I’m going Disneybounding as Ariel! <3
I hope you all have a fantastic day, no matter what it is you do, or who you do it with! <3 Love ya’ll! <3
oooh also. i am going to therapy now, yesterday was my second time. it’s been good. about to start working through some of the tough stuff. i am so eager to help myself i wish i could go every day but once a week will have to do, haha.
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."
1. student teaching has officially taken over my life. i’m a tired poop when i finally get back on campus.
2. i’ve been bad withmy eating this past week because my bf came up and we ate out a lot.
3. i haven’t started exercising again yet and it makes me so sad but i am so tired and i don’t have much time to. have to fix this soon.
4. i finally re-buzzed my hair!
5. i got off birth control. i don’t know what this will mean for my pcos and period as i have been on it for almost two years and don’t even know how my body will act now. good times ahead, i’m sure….
i’m sure there are other things but that’s all i can think of for now.